Birgit's the WINNER!!

Dear Sillies,

Excuse the delay. My staff and crew decided to send your ballots to Florida, and I just got the final count. They said there were too many hanging chads and dangling particles, limp Larry's too. This confused them. But Janie Junebug (the smart person in that state) straightened things out. Thanks, JJ. 

Your submissions were perfectly hateful for this day of loving.

And the winner is:

 Birgit 

Roses are pink

Who cares! You're a soul sucking fink.

CONGRATULATIONS, Birgit!

Please message me at Rawknrobyn @ aol.com to claim your sweet treat package.

Happy Chocolate Day, everyone.

I love you, my Sillies.

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! Election's on for the Valentine's Hatefest Slogan!

Dear Sillies,

Polling will be open until closed. How's that for a fair election? Felines are allowed to vote. Single cat ladies too! 

So, my friends, please vote for your favorite Valentine's Hatefest slogan from the following, one that's not your own submission. 

Candidates and their entries are listed in the order in which they were received. 

Thanks in advance for participating in your civic duty.  

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Alex J. Cavanaugh

You just suck!

Mike  You can't buy love... hey, wait!

 

Joanne You are not worth a cheap crappy melted Hershey Kiss.

 

Debbie D.  "One day in February isn't special, but YOU are!"

 

Birgit 

Roses are pink

Who cares! You're a soul sucking fink.

Debra She Who Seeks

"No more effen glass slippers!"

 

Her Royal Highness

I catfish U.

U catfish me.

True ♥︎ Romance!

February and My Annual Anti-Valentine's Day Contest

Dear Sillies,

February's here. My dear loyals know what this means. Yep, we love to hate the Valentine's Hallmark Hershey commercial and all-out nauseating complex for singles everywhere, because that's exactly what we need, an added complex. Yeesh!

This year's challenge is to keep it short. Submit an anti-Valentine's Day slogan in 10 or fewer words. You'll vote on the winner. I'll decide from there. (I might need to consult with HRH.) See in the past, you've been so generous as to forgo the prize because you felt undeserving or won previously...So I'll figure out an appropriate means to pay tribute to the most loving hateful submission/s.

And, go...